Roses are red, so are my lips, is that why I am sucha ditz?

Ok girls it’s all one big conspiracy, guys are trying to make us stupid by sticking lead in our cosmetics. Pb in LIPSTICK!! I eat that stuff. I eat lots of it. Heck, I’ll even put it on just to lick it right off. So next time your sweetie pie wants to smooch you, apply a generous layer of lipstick and commence Operation Right Back Atcha. Muahahaha. Does lead make people diabolical?

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