Me: Oh look! There’s a person there on their couch. Is that a cat or dog on there?
Coworker: I think it’s a cat. They’re looking comfortable on the couch.
Me: I love watching the doggies and kitties across our office windows!
Coworker: You should get at pet!
Me: I know! I’ve been wanting rats.
Me: Yeah, they’re so cute and they’re smart! They learn their names and will come when called.
Coworker: You should have kids.